Anonymous asked:

You, me, bed. What happens next?

Well that really depends on a multitude of factors, anon. Such as how firm is the bed? Spring or foam mattress? What’s the threadcount on the sheets? How many pillows are there? Have we eaten yet? What’s your favorite food? What was your favorite food when you were younger? Speaking of younger, what did you want to be when you grew up? What are you now? How did you get here?

Actually, I’d probably just take a nap.